Rules:
0) Open randompokemon.com
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around
5) Post these rules
1. This is you
Well. I am the mega Dancy.
2. This pokemon is your rival
ONE DAY HE'LL SHOW THEM HE'S THE GENIUS
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
pls no........
4. This pokemon is stalking you
Not very good at being inconspicuous, I'd reckon.
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
I can forgive.
6. This is your Lab partner
Makes sense.
7. This is your best friend
I'M COOL WITH THIS.
8. This pokemon is about to fight you
GOD NO
I REGRET
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
Those damned shoe-stealin trees
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
UH-- PLEASE LEAVE.
11. This pokemon is your pet
But I don't like the sea... RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
12. This is your new roommate
I feel like we're not going to see eye-to-eye.
13. This is your new boss
IM FUCKING QUITTING
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
Mama egg--and/or elaborate murderer.
15. This pokemon is scared of you
...LOL
Fairies strike fear into fear itself.
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
I swear to god if you get feathers stuck in me--
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
I hear Drifloon steals children. This is safe.
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
Blissey and Happiny? I don't TRUST THIS
19. This pokemon envies you
I feel like Dunsparce envies everyone. I mean, it's Dunsparce.
20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHERUBI
Except I have no friends who haven't already done this so I'll unofficially tag ERRYBODY